-Using the force
-Going Super Saiyan
-Jutsu Hand Signs
-Spells from Harry Potter
-Breaking the 66 seals
-Turning into a green rage monster
-Being a synthesized voice program
-Getting a bunch of bitches to kneel
Bitch please I do these in public
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
So there’s this girl who was in my class this week. 8 years old, named Bella. Yesterday she was absent, and this was because she was visiting her father on set. Because her father is Mark Ruffalo.
I spent a week supervising Mark Ruffalo’s daughter and didn’t know until the last day of class.
Imagine if mark Ruffalo saw this on tumblr…
What do you mean ‘imagine’? He probably already did
the mayor and dave are my brotp.
[out of character] listen here, fuckface. spongebob’s house was on fire in the percrastinate episode and they made a fire in that episode where patrick popped the baloon. don’t fucking come to my roleplay blog and tell me that spongebob couldn’t smoke weed underwater
Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial
How do white people survive?
Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?
All about me
I was fucking around on another tab and accidentally missed the best kanaya ever.
Is there anything better than pussy?
Me: So do you have any ideas or colors you want to use in the background of your site?
Client: Yes, I’d like a bulldog incorporated.
Me: Okay… Maybe we could do a silhouette? Or -
Client: I’d really just like a bulldog photo tiled over and over again in the background of the site. You know - to make it look sophisticated.